Makeout: If you like someone
Asshole: If you're taken
Titties: If you're taken BUT aren't committed (still talk to others)
Balls: If there is someone you really like, and are hoping they will ask you out.
Orgasm: If you're in love...
HIV: If you like being single
AIDS: if you're single n u hate it with a passion
STD: If you're heartbroken
Herpes: If you're cheating on someone
Pot Head: taken but not in touch with them alot
French Kiss: If you want someone you can never have
What are you?